Some of the funniest moments I have had while living in Japan can be attributed to the language barrier. Here are just 2 for example:
- About a month ago I went to the internist's office for the first time. I approached the receptionist area and said in my very poor Japanese "I am a new patient". Here is how the rest of our conversation went:
Receptionist: Do you speak Japanese?
Me: Just a little. Do you speak English?
Receptionist: No. Do you speak Spanish?
Me: No. Do you speak Spanish?
Receptionist: No.
All I could do was laugh! We established that I spoke little Japanese, she spoke no English, and neither one of us could speak Spanish. I was stumped on why she asked the Spanish language questions. Maybe I looked Spanish to her but it was still not going to help us!
- When we first arrived last summer in Japan, I needed to take the kids to the pediatrician's office to have them receive the Japanese Encephalitis vaccination. I found a pediatrician that spoke a bit of English. We met the doctor first time and he was this tiny, older gentlemen (just a bit bigger than Julia) and was wearing a full face plastic shield with a microphone attached to the shield. Even with the microphone it was still difficult to hear him clearly. Needless to say, the kids wouldn't go near him!
When we began the visit he examined the entire children's body and would report on the status of that area with this script, "I have examined the tonsils and the tonsils are not enlarged. I will now examine the lungs by listening to your child breath." With 3 children it took a while for all of them to complete the examination! After all 3 children were examined and administered the vaccination the doctor looks at me and says to me (or what I thought he said to me), "In 5-10 minutes your children will develop a fever. Then they will develop a rash all over their bodies. You will need to give them a children's pain reliever. When this happens please come to the office. Do you have any pain reliever?"
I was shocked! Usually in the USA they shuffle you into the room, the nurse pokes your kid with a needle, puts a band aid on it, gives them a lollipop and you are on your way.
So I asked him, "Should I not leave the office then?" and he said, "No you can go".
What I soon realized was that he was telling me all of the possible side-effects that could happen from the vaccination and that it wasn't 5-10 minutes but only 5% of the children experience these side-effects. Needless to say we walked out of the doctor's office 2 hours later exhausted!!
These pictures of the kids reminded me today of the expression that is on my face half of the time living in foreign country and not being able to speak the language. Lots laughs and lots of memories!!